Sinner

Ugh. We didn't make it to church today. Right before we needed to leave, Preston blew out his diaper. While daddy was changing him, he projectile spit up everywhere, which is RARE. So, daddy stopped what he was doing to pick Preston up so that he wouldn't choke on his mouth full of spit up. As daddy was holding Preston up, Preston pees all over the changing table, the floor and daddy. Dad then hurries and puts a towel over the firing zone and tells me we just need to give him a quick bath. I agree, seeing that he smells like urine and rotten milk. I take the little naked baby with me to fill up the bath tub while daddy cleans up his changing table. As the water is filling I TEASE Mike that Preston pooped on me. Haha. Karma...ish. I feel my thigh all of a sudden get very warm and I feel it running down my leg. I yell "AHHH. He's peeing on me!!!" Mike runs in with a towel and we are laughing so hard I have to fight through my laughter to tell Mike to get a better hold on the baby because he's laughing so hard that the baby is positioned oddly in his arms. Anyways, clothes were changed, baby was bathed, fed and put down for a nap, and we....did not make it to church.